terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via i-am-a-vulcant)

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

(Source: finalfantasyfootball, via spoken-not-written)

(Source: calithepug, via sammi-661)

Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them. 

(Source: ohtauriels, via yourfriendlyneighbourhoodpysco)

not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolocks through fields of lovely flowers, 
my struggle is real

Dress like the second and do the first

(via revolutionaryboner)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via sammi-661)

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

(Source: fellatioutboy, via my-moonandstars)

fandoms-have-the-tardis:

haymitchsemptybottle:

when you get a really good partner for a presentation

Why is daft punk there

(Source: mockingjayupdates, via supernatural-explosion)

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via spoken-not-written)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via kattthecoolkid)

Let’s make dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

wakinggenie:

bobchesler:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Only because it’s past 10 mil already

….. It’s back

(Source: mspandrew, via omg-hilarryous)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via nomilishous)